In a message dated 5/26/99 9:24:46 PM Eastern Daylight Time, DMelo1948 writes: ----------------- Subj: Personality No cheating!! PIGS and PERSONALITIES Do this, and don't cheat by reading the whole thing first. It's hysterical if you do it right! Get a blank piece of paper, and draw a picture of a pig on it, just a basic drawing, don't spend all day on it. YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU DRAW YOUR > PICTURE!! PLEASE CREATE YOUR OWN PIG; THIS TO IS VERY > IMPORTANT! NO CHEATING--- IT REALLY SPOILS THE FUN! Draw the pig first HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING?? IF NOT, GO BACK AND DO IT NOW! OK now to the interesting stuff... The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the artist. If the pig is drawn: Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic. Toward the middle, you are a realist. Toward the bottom, you are a pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively. Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates birth dates, etc... Facing right, you are innovative and active but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates. Facing the front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions. With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful. With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk taker. With less than four legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change. With four legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals. If there are more than four legs, you are stupid. The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!! OK! Who didn't draw a tail?! >> >>