Well, actually The Porkinsons are not directly related, but my Great Aunt Peggy was a fifth Cousin to Hanky Panky Porkinson, Harriet's Uncle who was a refrigerator salesman at the North Pole. They used to keep the beer in them so it would not freeze. He used to give a 25 year warranty on the refrigerators! What a genius! He always wore a Pork Pie hat.........