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For assistence in identifying PIE pigs, which is becoming complicated, here is a copy of yesterday's post on the subject by yours truly: Announcing a new product from the folks that brought you the Mess-B-Gone PD Bib, and the Parkin-Suit, the stain resistent apparel for all occasions. This hot item will soon be de rigour for all denizens of the PIE List. In fact, you won't leave home without it. We're talking about the TAPIK--The Applied Pig Identification Kit. Be confused no more when those little piggies wander into your cyberspace. Laugh at the historical mix-up of days gone by. You will instantly know whether the little porker is the Parkinsaw Pig, Miss Piggy, Babe, Pinky Pig, Porquetta or the Porky Porkinson himself. Using previously unavailable stealth technology used at Los Alamos to detect and deter theft of nuclear secrets, this amazing device will enable the most technically inept user to instantly and positively identify all pigs. Previously used in Congress to identify Pork Barrel budget items, this timely tool will pay for itself by eliminating lost time and energy. Available in Flaming Chinese Red and Los Alamos Blush. Look for more details in next week's "A View from the Lighter Side of PD newsletter. John Bjork Parkinsaw, MI Don Coplin & Glenna McK Coplin wrote: > WHO IN PORK HEAVEN ARE PORKY AND PORQUETTA PORKINSON, THE PARKINSON'S PIGS? > > We've followed the running gag today but missed the beginning of all of this hammy bantering! > Explanation, pretty porky please??? > Don and glenna Coplin > > Hilary Blue wrote: > > > I saw Art's warning to you, but did you notice what is left, when you take > > the STEW away From STEWART - WHy ART of course! I sonder if there os any > > ulterior motive??????? > > Hilary Blue > > (on behalf of Porky and Porquetta Porkinson, the Parkinson's Pigs) > > > > Carole Hercun wrote: > > > > > > Hi-I recently alerted the List to the presence of a family of PorKEnsons, > > > consisting of Henry,his twin sister Harriet, his wife Hildegarde and two > > > little piggies. I believe they are related to Porky, and I mentioned that they > > > are living next door to (in)famous home economics media guru Marthe Stewart in > > > Westport, CT. I thought no more about until I saw a posting from Arthur > > > pointing out that Martha's last name was STEWart, after all. Do you think they > > > are in danger? I've heard Martha will do practically anything for publicity. > > > Do you think they need to be moved to a safer place? Perhaps Parkinsaw? > > > Concerned, > > > Carole > > > > > > ____________________________________________________________________ > > > Get your own FREE, personal Netscape WebMail account today at http://webmail.netscape.com.