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The Chamber of Commerce in Parkinsaw, MI has authorized me to extend to the various pigs who may be in danger of becoming a pork roast safe passage to Parkinsaw, and a safe-sty for them to hide in. The Parkinson Sensitive Operations Officer, who would be in charge of the witless protection program has had years of experience working in nuclear secrets security at Los Alamos. John Bjork Parkinsaw, MI Carole Hercun wrote: > Hilary-I am totally in awe of your detecting abilities. I guess Parkinson's > makes you smart and since you have had it longer than I it stands to reason > that you are the superior thinker. But enough of that, we have to save the > PorKEnsons...and Porky and Porquetta may also be in danger-in short, a pssible > pig conspiracy in Connecticut! Who is this guy ART? And what does he have > against pigs???? > > Still Concerned, > Carole > > > > ____________________________________________________________________ > Get your own FREE, personal Netscape WebMail account today at http://webmail.netscape.com.