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Carole: Pigs are revered in Parkinsaw mainly due to their superior intelligence, sophistication and ability to donate their brain cells. Did I mention taste? ( Just kidding!). They will be as safe as our nation's nuclear secrets. The Special Operations Officer, Dudley Dowrong has had years of experience in developing and promulgating sophisticated security plans for the very protection of our most sensitive weapons. He's true blue, and I didn't know he drank until I saw him sober fishing at 6 AM the other day. Everyone always knows where he is so he's easy to find: On his favorite bar stool over at the Northern Lights microbrewery. As for me, I live on walley, whitefish, venison and Levolager beer. (For the other problem you alluded to, we recommend you consider inserting an undercover operative into the CT location.) John BJork Carole Hercun wrote: > John-Thank you for the porkPIE list (oh my goodness, was that a pig joke? > How politically incorrect.) It helps sort out the pigs but still doesn't > answer the question of what they're doing in Connecticut. And I need to know > how I can identify this guy ART (the possible pig purveyor.) And can you > guarantee their safety in Parkinsaw? And have you ever eaten a ham sandwich? > > (Still Concerned) Carole > > ____________________________________________________________________ > Get your own FREE, personal Netscape WebMail account today at http://webmail.netscape.com.