>> the various pigs who may be in danger << Now I'm getting concerned about something else: how are these pigs from wherever porking down to Parkinsaw going to communicate. What language will they use? So I suggest to create a new one, f.e. pigs latin or better yet esporkanto as a worldwide solution to this hammering problem. Let's see........ esporkanto = universal language talked by pigs porque = a pig asks why porktrait = a picture of a pig to pork = a pig taking any action pork favor = a pig saying please grappig = funny pig sappig = juicy to sporkle = to sparkle to be ashamed = to be ashamed thames = river pignorant = stupid Hamerica = country northamerica = northern continent southamerica = southern continent hampster = some pet animal champaign = bubbly drink WHAMM!! = WHAMM!! pigeon = bird ............................... ............................... And what's that Parkinsaw fellows name again??? ..........?? .....?? ........... Oh yeah..............John Pjork............. Hans.