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>> the various pigs who may be in danger <<

Now I'm getting concerned about something else: how are these pigs from
wherever porking down to Parkinsaw going to communicate. What language will
they use? So I suggest to create a new one, f.e. pigs latin or better yet
esporkanto as a worldwide solution to this hammering problem.
Let's see........
esporkanto = universal language talked by pigs
porque = a pig asks why
porktrait = a picture of a pig
to pork = a  pig taking any action
pork favor = a pig saying please
grappig = funny pig
sappig = juicy
to sporkle = to sparkle
to be ashamed = to be ashamed
thames = river
pignorant = stupid
Hamerica = country
northamerica = northern continent
southamerica = southern continent
hampster = some pet animal
champaign = bubbly drink
WHAMM!! =  WHAMM!!
pigeon = bird
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And what's that Parkinsaw fellows name again??? ..........?? .....??
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Oh yeah..............John Pjork.............

Hans.