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Camilla, I was just starting to feel sad that some day, Porky Porkinson would have to be smashed to get the pennies and dollars, etc, out of his belly. THEN I read your post and got inspired! Why not have a bank in the shape of a giant, rather disgusting cockroach, we fondly call a "Palmetto Bug" ? I would be HAPPY to crush one of those with my size 12 Florsheims, without even a twinge of regret! Pigs are Pretty, Proud, Puffy, Passionate, Pink, Peppy, Party-loving, Poetry-inspiring, Potty-trainable, Pasta-eating, Personable, Pizza-loving, Pointy-eared, Pettable, Peach-complected, Powerful, Perfect Pets, but Palmetto Bugs are just plain ugly and not very clean! In fact, it would be hard to prevent me from smashing A "Palmetto Bank" BEFORE it was full of money! Maybe it's NOT such a good idea!......never mind! Ken "Roach Stomper" B.