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Carole: Good news! The Parkinsaw, MI City Hall has passed an ordinance designating specific areas in Parkinsaw as a pig sanctuary. It will be under the management of Dudley Doowrong, former counter-intelligence officer for the Los Alamos nuclear weapons program. Look for the details in today's "View from the Lighter Side of PD newsletter going on-line in about five minutes. John Bjork Parkinsaw, MI Carole Hercun wrote: > Lately most of the posts to the List have been on a serious note, which is as > it should be, but I feel it is time to deal with a pressing pig problem. As I > have written in previous Posts, there are distant relatives of Porky and > Porquetta living right here in Connecticut.(they have changed the spelling of > their last name to PorKEnson, but I feel that that is an affectation.)They are > residing next door to in(famous) home economics/media guru Martha > Stewart.Since we had reason to believe that they were in danger from a > mysterious stranger named ART,I engaged an undercover operative from > iSleuth.com., asper John Bjork's suggestion, to keep an eye on them.(There > were also reports from Camilla that a family of "winged" pigs, a distant > branch of the Porkinsons, were seen in Cincinnnati. I have never been to > Cincinnati but I suspect that these "angel" pigs are mutants.At least they're > not warthogs.}Getting back to the Connecticut pigs-they did not heed my > warning that Martha's next issue of her "Living" magazine was devoted to 100 > ways to serve PORK!!! She was also seen blatantly eating a ham sandwich. > Apparently the PorKEnsons had lived in Westport, home of retired celebrities > like Paul Newman, for so long that they had become snobs and were unwilling to > accept John's kind offer of porcine protection in Parkinsaw and re-locate > there (or anywhere else.} But worse of all, I received a call from my > operative that the Connectocut pigs have disappeared!!!He also suspects that > an H.M.O. may be involved. As Sherlock Holmes would say, the game's afoot. > Awaiting further instructions, I remain, > (Still}Concerned Carole in Connecticut > > ____________________________________________________________________ > Get your own FREE, personal Netscape WebMail account today at http://webmail.netscape.com.