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Not to shatter the levity, but how would you all feel if you were a pig reading this kind of folly and disrespect? Perhaps it would do us all good to remember that Pigs Are People, Too! glenna (from Tobago where our proud pigs live in equality under the coconut trees with the rest of us!) Camilla Flintermann wrote: > Dear John Bjork---I have recently checked with the famous flying pigs of > Cincinnati, who have temporarily been in touch with the planners of the > new "Underground Railroad Museum" located up the Ohio river from their > home. They are working on plans to have an "Airborne Railroad", patterned > after the famous Underground Railroad that transported slaves north to > freedom in the Civil War days. They anticipate that in this way they can > safely manage to FLY to Parkinsaw,MI, with help along the way from > various "airport terminals" where they can be fed and sheltered until it is > safe to move on. They, too, like the slaves of the past, fear for their > lives and seek sanctuary in the north, where the benevolence of > Parkinsaw's Parkies has offered refuge to these pathetic Porkies! Please > inform Mr. Doowrong to expect the first arrivals within a few days, since > they will be taking a direct route (as the pig flies) to arrive in safety > as soon as possible. It is rumored that the nearby town of Eaton, Ohio, is > again planning their annual "Pork Festival;", and this news has added an > element of urgency to their plans. So if you spot a strange form > silhouetted against the full moon some night soon, it's not E.T., it's a > flying Porkie ! > > ---just for fun!........ Camilla <[log in to unmask]> > > http://www.newcountry.nu/pd/members/camilla/one.htm > > Laughter-- :-) :-) > the best medecine !