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Here's the information as I have it. Dudley Doowrong, the former crack counter-intelligence officer at Los Alamos, now, among his many duties, is responsible for protecting the mutant geese as well as persecuted pigs plodding to Parkinsaw. These mutant geese have been lovingly provided the nickname "Flying Pigs" due to the amazing resemblance to actual pigs, and are safe and sound at the Pig Sanctuary. Now, these geese were thought to have been the fabled Flying Porkers of Cincinnati fame due to an error by a dullard air traffic controller, as the geese headed north for the summer. (The geese did look like pigs, and went HOINK-HOINK, so we shouldn't be too hard on Boy Dullard.) Now, the Flying Porkers, the Possibly Persecuted Pigs from CT, as well as other pigs under duress, although their sanctuary awaits them here, have not let forth with even an oink-oink signaling their whereabouts. A further situation clouds this issue: Mr. Doowrong has indicated that he has heard of a secret "underground" passage l leading from Connecticut to Parkinsaw for those pigs in danger who are afraid to fly, or who can't afford the fare. Doowrong is in contact with a unidentified associate in CT who is allegedly working on the details. Should you wish to arrange for flying lessons for pigs in CT, it is respectfully suggested that to touch base with the Flying Porkers of Ohio (I hope I don't mis-type that as Frying Porkers of Ohio) to asertain the methodology these creatures employ to soar above the clouds. Should this prove impractical, I'll have Doowrong pass on to you the name of his associate in CT to corrdinate safe passage to Parkinsaw. Carole Hercun wrote: > I had just sat down after a long day to check my e-mail when I read > John Bjork's revelation that Cincinnati's famed flying pigs, or piggy > "angels" as I like to think of them, are really mutant geese. Can this > possibly be true? And I had just purchased flying lessons for all the > Connecticut pigs seeking sanctuary in the piggy paradise that is known > as Parkinsaw. Please respond with further instructions. > I remain, Concerned Carole in Connecticut > > _________________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com