John B. wrote:
Although the mutant geese have
>landed safely in Parkinsaw, and are indeed at the sanctuary, no word has
>been received of the Flying Pigs of Cincinnati. Maybe they are safe in
>Ohio at the Porker Hall of Fame.
I can assure you that the flying porkies are in fact nearing Parkinsaw as I
write. They have been spotted on radar--this time, no confusion as to
their identity, and are reported to be about 50 miles from Parkinsaw---as
the pig flies. Please see to it that the landing lights are turned on at
the Sanctuary, should it be evening when they arrive, so they may land
safely. At last count they numbered 12, and include pigs of all ages and
both sexes. ( No fur coats among them, as those would make it hard to flap
their wings, obviously. ) I am sure the good citizens of Parkinsaw have
made adequate arrangements to care for them after their exhausting
journey. On their behalf, and that of the pig-preferring people of
Cincinnati, I thank you in advance!
---just for fun!........ Camilla <[log in to unmask]>
http://www.newcountry.nu/pd/members/camilla/one.htm
Laughter-- :-) :-)
the best medecine !
