From Parkinsaw,MI John wrote in part:
>Camilla: My follow-up post to Carole clarifies my position that although the
>particular flock of mutant geese spotted over Ohio were mistaken for flying
>pigs due to the particular piggy nature of the mutation strain, which fooled a
>radar technician, who well may have been sipping some of that Cincinnati beer,
>that in no way should be construed as a de facto repudiation of the fabled
>Flying Pigs of the fair State of Ohio. Further, those pigs, the mutant geese,
>persecuted pigs, and excess, unwanted pigs, are welcome in Parkinsaw,
>MI...their sanctuary is ready, and is as well-protected by former
>countelligence specialist Dudley Doowrong as our nuclear secrets. Incidently,
>if you have a contact for the Fabled Flying Pigs of Cincinnatti, we'd love to
>include them in the 4th of July Park-A-Thon, right after the pogo stick
>relays.
I am much releived to know that the airborne porkies will indeed be
welcomed to a safe haven. As it happens, I was able to relay this info to
them and they were delighted to hear it. They are making good progress,
and aside from refueling stops in the neighborhoods of South Bend and Ann
Arbor should be darkening the skies of Parkinsaw very soon. Tell Mr.
Doowrong to keep a weather eye out for them--they may not show up on radar
as they are outfitted with the latest "stealth" technology to avoid
accidents with hunters who mistake them for geese ! I believe that once
they have rested from their journey they would be open to giving flying
lessons to other porkies who want to soar. I even would venture that they
would be willing to turn over any income derived thus to the Pennies for
Parkinson's campaign, in gratitude for their refuge.
Please let us know when they are sighted, so we can celebrate!
---just for fun!........ Camilla <[log in to unmask]>
http://www.newcountry.nu/pd/members/camilla/one.htm
Laughter-- :-) :-)
the best medecine !
