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Camilla: My follow-up post to Carole clarifies my position that although the particular flock of mutant geese spotted over Ohio were mistaken for flying pigs due to the particular piggy nature of the mutation strain, which fooled a radar technician, who well may have been sipping some of that Cincinnati beer, that in no way should be construed as a de facto repudiation of the fabled Flying Pigs of the fair State of Ohio. Further, those pigs, the mutant geese, persecuted pigs, and excess, unwanted pigs, are welcome in Parkinsaw, MI...their sanctuary is ready, and is as well-protected by former countelligence specialist Dudley Doowrong as our nuclear secrets. Incidently, if you have a contact for the Fabled Flying Pigs of Cincinnatti, we'd love to include them in the 4th of July Park-A-Thon, right after the pogo stick relays. Lastly, in a related item, we here in Parkinsaw have not been officially notified about a visit by His Holiness here in connection with a so-called "Papal flight of mercy" in connection with rumors of pigs in danger. Mr Doowrong is actively checking his vast array of sources to verify these rumors as we communicate. If the rumors are true I can see the headline now: "Pope Pleads Parkies in Parkinsaw Please Protect Poor, Persecuted Pigs. Pledges Papal Paper Prognosticating Positive Position on Pitching Pounds of Pennies Parlay for Speeding Pace of Probable Parkinson's Cure." So, with visions of tall, icy-cold bottles of Levolager, I take my leave. I previously responded to Carole, re, among other things, The Flying Pigs: "Here's the information as I have it. Dudley Doowrong, the former crack counter-intelligence officer at Los Alamos, now, among his many duties, is responsible for protecting the mutant geese as well as persecuted pigs plodding to Parkinsaw. These mutant geese have been lovingly provided the nickname "Flying Pigs" due to the amazing resemblance to actual pigs, and are safe and sound at the Pig Sanctuary. Now, these geese were thought to have been the fabled Flying Porkers of Cincinnati fame due to an error by a dullard air traffic controller, as the geese headed north for the summer. (The geese did look like pigs, and went HOINK-HOINK, so we shouldn't be too hard on Boy Dullard.) Now, the Flying Porkers, the Possibly Persecuted Pigs from CT, as well as other pigs under duress, although their sanctuary awaits them here, have not let forth with even an oink-oink signaling their whereabouts. A further situation clouds this issue: Mr. Doowrong has indicated that he has heard of a secret "underground" passage l leading from Connecticut to Parkinsaw for those pigs in danger who are afraid to fly, or who can't afford the fare. Doowrong is in contact with a unidentified associate in CT who is allegedly working on the details. Should you wish to arrange for flying lessons for pigs in CT, it is respectfully suggested that to touch base with the Flying Porkers of Ohio (I hope I don't mis-type that as Frying Porkers of Ohio) to asertain the methodology these creatures employ to soar above the clouds. Should this prove impractical, I'll have Doowrong pass on to you the name of his associate in CT to corrdinate safe passage to Parkinsaw." Camilla Flintermann wrote: > Carole wrote: > > >I had just sat down after a long day to check my e-mail when I read > >John Bjork's revelation that Cincinnati's famed flying pigs, or piggy > >"angels" as I like to think of them, are really mutant geese. Can this > >possibly be true? And I had just purchased flying lessons for all the > >Connecticut pigs seeking sanctuary in the piggy paradise that is known > >as Parkinsaw. Please respond with further instructions. > > I remain, Concerned Carole in Connecticut > > > Actually, I wonder if the Parkies in Parkinsaw had a few too many > Levolagers? Whatever the mutant animanls were that made their way to > Parkinsaw, I can assure you that there ARE indeed FLYING pigs....otherwise, > why would the good people of Cincinnati have erected a monument to them on > the banks of the O-HI-O ? Cincy is also known for its beer, due to a > German heritage, but I don't think Cincy beer would turn pigs into > geese.....how do they brew that Levolager, anyhow? I have it on good > authority that the piggies are slowly winging their way north as we write, > so folks in Parkinsaw should get their sanctuary ready---the piggies are > coming! the piggies are coming! > > ---just for fun!........ Camilla <[log in to unmask]> > > http://www.newcountry.nu/pd/members/camilla/one.htm > > Laughter-- :-) :-) > the best medecine !