Continue to be bombarded with phone calls,(I have had
to get callerID),telegrams,(I refuse to answer my
doorbell),and e-mail,(I fear one of them has learned
to use the computer), from the Parcel Post Pigs of
Parkinsaw (formerly of Westport,
Connecticut.)Complaints about the weather:too hot for
their fur coats. The coffee: no Starrbucks for their
cafe latte. Ham on the menu in the local diner. No
Egyptian cotton sheets on the cots in the Sanctuary.
No Pope, or Porky, or his First Lady, Porquetta, to
greet them.Not enough limericks in their honor.(Thanks
anyway,Ken and Hans.) And they are incensed about the
scheduled reception for the Famed Flying Pigs of
Cincinnati. I am afraid that they are jealous of the
added appendages of these piggy "angels" and may cause
all kinds if ruckus and rioting. I have tried to
convince them that all pigs are created equal, etc.
etc. but they are a fractious bunch and I smell
trouble brewing...Please advise. I remain,
Concerned Carole
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