At the risk of being insensitive, may I suggest that the PPPigs, now of
Parkinsaw, so they are now the PPPPigs, I guess, sound just a tad
*spoiled*? ( And spoiled pork isn't very appetising!) They should know
that the Cincy Fliers (Hey--great name for a ball team!) are humble,
unassuming piggies, who pull no rank, despite their enticing appendages.
They are now very near to Parkinsaw, very tired, and will not hold up for
any extended welcoming ceremonies, but will want to hit the hay ASAP. No
need for jealousy, therefore, dear PPPPiggies! In fact, these simple
midwesterners from the Ohio River valley are quite in awe of the urbane,
sophisticated porkers from New England, who no doubt squeal with a
Connecticut accent. They offer no threat, encourage no rivalry, and look
forward to the quiet of Parkinsaw's sanctuary after their long flight. (At
least they didn't have to use Gina's and Ken's airports!)
>Continue to be bombarded with phone calls,(I have had
>to get callerID),telegrams,(I refuse to answer my
>doorbell),and e-mail,(I fear one of them has learned
>to use the computer), from the Parcel Post Pigs of
>Parkinsaw (formerly of Westport,
>Connecticut.)Complaints about the weather:too hot for
>their fur coats. The coffee: no Starrbucks for their
>cafe latte. Ham on the menu in the local diner. No
>Egyptian cotton sheets on the cots in the Sanctuary.
>No Pope, or Porky, or his First Lady, Porquetta, to
>greet them.Not enough limericks in their honor.(Thanks
>anyway,Ken and Hans.) And they are incensed about the
>scheduled reception for the Famed Flying Pigs of
>Cincinnati. I am afraid that they are jealous of the
>added appendages of these piggy "angels" and may cause
>all kinds if ruckus and rioting. I have tried to
>convince them that all pigs are created equal, etc.
>etc. but they are a fractious bunch and I smell
>trouble brewing...Please advise. I remain,
> Concerned Carole
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