On 15 Jun 99 at 16:43, Jennifer Smith wrote: > "Four Little Kittens" > > A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see > a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he > breathlessly informed his mother, "There > were two boy kittens and two girl kittens." > > "How did you know that?" his mother asked. > "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," > he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom." > When I was a small curious boy m'pa told me that you could tell the boy kittens by checkin' the size of their feet. (big feet - boy kitten *** delicate feet - girl kitten) I turned 'em over 'n checked their feet fer years.... Murray ************************************************** [log in to unmask]