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The Flight of the Fabled Cincinnati Flying Pigs to Parkinsaw, MI Has Commenced. (No, they're not a soccer team, a trapeze act, nor a Circus Side Show.) Sources report that approximately a dozen fabled Flying Pigs have departed the Cincinnati, Ohio area heading right for Parkinsaw. Sanctuary Manager Dudley Doowrong arranged for the construction of a small landing strip within the perimeter of the sanctuary to facilitate the Flying Pigs' safe arrival. The strip features special lights which flash at a special spectrum frequency, that only the Flying Pigs can discern, should they arrive after dusk. Accommodations have been constructed for both the Flying Pigs and the Parcel Pigs (Non-flying pigs in transit), pending the construction of the new public viewing area. So, that wraps this Special News Report this afternoon about the Flying Pigs being en route here. We'll keep you posted and let you know when they arrive. When the public viewing area is completed, you're all cordially invited to visit us up here, and see the fabled Flying Pigs from Cincinnati. The Parkinsaw area airport is quite small, serving only the smaller commuter-size aircraft, and somewhat boring in that nothing much goes on there except for about 10 flights per day. If you drive, be sure to choose the route that takes you across the magnificent Mackinac Bridge into the Upper Peninsula. Until then, please remember to keep your beautiful smile, your special laugh and your unique sense of humor. They're God's gift to you. John Bjork Parkinsaw, MI A View from the Lghter Side of PD www.mikeauldridge.com/parknsaw.htm