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Well, the fair citizens of Parkinsaw would be honored to have the distinguished Porky Porkinson visit to take part in the commerative landing ceremony of the Fabled Flying Pigs. Details to follow manana porque estoy muy cansado ahorita. (When he comes, tell him to bring us a dozen Pennies for Parkinson's labels. ) Note to Carole of CT: your Parcel Post charges will have the same access to ammenities as all others. Do not disparage; you even have your own limerick: There once was a piggy named Yost Who traveled at times coast to coast By train or by Air He was quite debonair But he really preferred Parcel Post Incidentally, Carole, the Parcel Posters are also invited to witness the landing ceremony. :Lastly, all who make the pilgrimage will be well-fed from special larders. John Bjork Parkinsaw, MI "A Chuckle a Day Keeps PD at Bay" Hillary Blue wrote: > Hi, > Porky Porkinson, the Parkinson Pig has been reading over my shoulder, and he > is really excited by the thought of all these flying pigs.He was wondering if > there was aany way he could be part of the reception committee. He says he > feels a sort of reeponsiblity towards them, becausse he brought the whole pig > thing into prominence (I'm not quite sure exactly what he means by that!) > However, he feels what he feels for whatever reason, and wants to knwo if he > can play some sort of role.I have a sneaking suspicion he sees himself as a > foreign dignitary inspecting the PResident guard, or something. He's really a > funny guy, comvinced of his own importance.. > So, homouored citizens of Parkinshaw, is there some way Porky can help out or > even just be a spectator. Please let me know, and i'll pass the word on to him. > > Hilary Blue (for Porky Porkinson the Parkinson Pig.) > > ******************************************** > > john bjork wrote: > > > > The Flight of the Fabled Cincinnati Flying Pigs to Parkinsaw, MI Has > > Commenced. (No, they're not a soccer team, a trapeze act, nor a Circus > > Side Show.) > > > > Sources report that approximately a dozen fabled Flying Pigs have > > departed the Cincinnati, Ohio area heading right for Parkinsaw. > > Sanctuary Manager Dudley Doowrong arranged for the construction of a > > small landing strip within the perimeter of the sanctuary to facilitate > > the Flying Pigs' safe arrival. The strip features special lights which > > flash at a special spectrum frequency, that only the Flying Pigs can > > discern, should they arrive after dusk. Accommodations have been > > constructed for both the Flying Pigs and the Parcel Pigs (Non-flying > > pigs in transit), pending the construction of the new public viewing > > area. > > > > So, that wraps this Special News Report this afternoon about the > > Flying Pigs being en route here. We'll keep you posted and let you know > > when they arrive. When the public viewing area is completed, you're all > > cordially invited to visit us up here, and see the fabled Flying Pigs > > from Cincinnati. The Parkinsaw area airport is quite small, serving > > only the smaller commuter-size aircraft, and somewhat boring in that > > nothing much goes on there except for about 10 flights per day. If you > > drive, be sure to choose the route that takes you across the magnificent > > Mackinac Bridge into the Upper Peninsula. > > > > Until then, please remember to keep your beautiful smile, your special > > laugh and your unique sense of humor. They're God's gift to you. > > > > John Bjork > > Parkinsaw, MI > > A View from the Lghter Side of PD > > www.mikeauldridge.com/parknsaw.htm