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Camilla, I have decided, due to the fact that airlines and airports seem to have a certain degree of respect for porcine life, that if humans could diguise themselves as pigs, the flying experience would be enhamced, I mean enHANced....Therefor, I am going to market a line of piggy masks for people to wear when they fly. I will sell the Latin version, called Iggy-Pay Asks-May, in Central and South America, and later in Mexico. I will make some out of straw, the Pork-Hay model. My Spanish speaking friends may say "Pork-HAY?" ......But they always say that anyway! Maybe they are just disGRUNTled? In England, I will sell the Hamelot version. In the USA, I think the Dolly Pigton masks would do well, and maybe the Elvis Pigsley. So if anyone boards a planet and sees 350 pig faces staring back, please remember to cut back on your medications! If the pilot is wearing a pig mask, get off and go to the train station, trust me on that! Ken B