One e-mail from the Pig Sanctuary in Parkinsaw this
AM. Apparently one of the PPPpigs has managed to
conceal a laptop. The pigs are pleased as punch at
the prospect of participating in the festivities at
the airport re:the landing of their hero, the
honorable Porky Porkinson. Plan to ask Nails if they
can form an honor guard. Snorting and squealing (and
drooling) at the prospect of purveying Porquetta and
Hilary at the ParkaThon. Thrilled at the possibility
of "flying" with the famed and fabled Cincy Fliers,
who have so kindly forgiven the Parcel Posters for
acting like pigs. However, on the dark side,
reportedly one of their comrades-in-arms, one Damien
D. DeVille (formerly from Westport, CT) has reportedly
gone AWOL! He is armed with a six-pack of Levolager
and a tai chi video. Tell Staff Sergeant Nails and Mr.
Doright (and the Wolverines) to be careful. Be VERY
careful. Till ALL pigs Fly
and Semper Fi, I am, (Once
Again),
Concerned Carole from Connecticut
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