Horrified to see the News Flash from Parkinsaw re: the
assassination attempt on the eminent Mr. Porkinson.
The Parcel Post Pigs are in a panic. Although they
have pledged to the last piggy Marine to protect his
Piginess, they are afraid that there will be
aspersions cast on PPPpigs AND the great state of
Connecticut motivated by the fact that one of their
comrades-in-arms, Damien D.DeVille, is still
reportedly AWOL from boot camp at the Sanctuary. Tell
me John, where there any other eyewitnesses? Was the
disguised pig carrying a six-pack of Levolager and a
stolen tai chi video? Could Pvt.DeVille have sunk so
low as to be associating with a boar/?bore. And was
that reference to "hirsute" polka bands perhaps a
Polish joke? (I happen to be Polish.)
Till ALL Pigs Fly & Semper Fi,
(Dreadfully) Concerned Carole
P.S. Where can I get some Levolager? These pigs are
driving me to drink.
P.P.S. I pray the Cincy Fliers have all landed safely?
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