Following up on the cleverly concealed six fat
Dutchman reference, I believe my source has trailed
that errant and AWOL Parcel Poster D.D. DeVille and
his anonymous boorish accomplice (by following
discarded Levolager bottles) to the PolkaNet, which is
described as an "Underground World", where Polka is
"cool". Sounds like a scary place. My operative has
instructions to inform Nails or Mr.Doright the moment
she eyeballs the suspects, so that they may be taken
in for questioning.(She is afraid to talk to the
Wolverines, who are rumored to eat pork.)I trust Porky
is resting comfortably after his near miss. PLEASE
KEEP US POSTED ON ANY LATEBREAKING NEWS! Well, too
much excitement today for this PWP. Must retire
early...wish I had a Levolager.
Till ALL Pigs
Fly & Semper Fi,
Carole
--- john bjork <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Yes, it is a sad state of affairs. No clues re your
> information
> currently available, but we're following-up all
> leads. The Wolverines
> still on the prowl, but are due back soon. The
> reference to their furry
> disguise as a polka band was incidental to
> nationality or heritage.
> Oddly, although I grew up listening to Polish Polka
> bands, of the three
> working polka bands in Parkinsaw now, none is
> Polish. Full report should
> be in tomorrow's Parkinsaw Chronicles. I'll see
> what I can do about
> getting you some Levolager beer; I've got the
> unsettled feeling we're
> all going to need some before this saga reaches a
> logical conclusion.
> Time to get out my old records of The Six Fat
> Dutchmen..
>
> John Bjork
>
> Carole Hercun wrote:
>
> > Horrified to see the News Flash from Parkinsaw re:
> the
> > assassination attempt on the eminent Mr.
> Porkinson.
> > The Parcel Post Pigs are in a panic. Although they
> > have pledged to the last piggy Marine to protect
> his
> > Piginess, they are afraid that there will be
> > aspersions cast on PPPpigs AND the great state of
> > Connecticut motivated by the fact that one of
> their
> > comrades-in-arms, Damien D.DeVille, is still
> > reportedly AWOL from boot camp at the Sanctuary.
> Tell
> > me John, where there any other eyewitnesses? Was
> the
> > disguised pig carrying a six-pack of Levolager and
> a
> > stolen tai chi video? Could Pvt.DeVille have sunk
> so
> > low as to be associating with a boar/?bore. And
> was
> > that reference to "hirsute" polka bands perhaps a
> > Polish joke? (I happen to be Polish.)
> > Till ALL Pigs Fly & Semper Fi,
> > (Dreadfully) Concerned Carole
> >
> > P.S. Where can I get some Levolager? These pigs
> are
> > driving me to drink.
> > P.P.S. I pray the Cincy Fliers have all landed
> safely?
> >
> >
>
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