To John, Camilla & Hilary & those of you who are
following the pig chronicles: I want to share my
e-mail this AM from my undercover source in Parkinsaw.
SHE (its funny how all these feminist pigs are
cropping up-the lovely and courageous Porquetta,
carrying with the cause despite her brother's near
miss, that high-flying & heroic Ms. Piggy, putting her
her life on the line for her leader, and finally my
operative- let's call her Gloria- who is bravely
trying to snort out the whereabouts of the errant and
AWOL Parcel Post Pig, D.D.DeVille & his boorish
accomplice, so that he may be brought in for
questioning re: his possible involvment in the
pitchfork incident in Parkinsaw. "Gloria" is doing her
part, I might add, to serve and protect ALL pigs and
in honor of the great state of Connecticut despite the
fact that she is afraid of Wolverines. Bad news is
that she has lost the trail. Pig and boar were last
seen entering the PolkaNet, that "underground"
establidhment. After that the dasterly duo
disappeared. Good news is that she is following up
rumors on the identity of the boar. He may not be a
real "boar", but a "bore", a not-so-cleverly
disguished AM radio talk-show in the NYC area, with a
weekend home in Connecticut. But I must caution, this
is only a rumour. In the meantime, I await further
instructions.
Til ALL Pigs Fly & Semper Fi
Concerned Carole
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