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> > > >Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road > >one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. > > > >Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to > >the owners what had happened. > > > >About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the > >car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his > >clothes all ripped and torn. > > > >"What happened to you?", asked Bill. > > > >"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar > >and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me," said the > >driver. > > > >"My God, what did you tell them?", asks Clinton. > > > >The driver replies, "I said; I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I > >just killed the pig." > > > > > > >