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Parkinsaw, MI Replies: The Fables Flying Pigs, The Parcel Post Pigs and the Parkinsaw Pigs are thrilled to their ham bones about the upcoming visit of his eminence, Super Porker Himself, Porky "I never met a coin I didn't like" Porkinson. The Flying Pigs have arranged to work with Porky so see if he can be given the honor of the first ever "Pigs Over Parkinsaw" flight. Much will depend upon the gross weight of Porky upon arrival; we can keep his menu low fat, but if he comes if overweight laden with coins and bills the Flying Pigs may have to delay the event and award the honor to Porquetta. BTW, extra security has been added to protect Porky, under the direction of Dudly Dowrong. A pair of fierce Wolverine will be on hand in the event any wild boars happen to drop by for a Levolager and a ham sandwich. We'll have an in-depth report on Porky's visit in the Weekly Chronicles next Sunday. Then, we'll get ready for Porquetta's visit for the 4th of July Parka-Thon the following week. John Bjork Parkinsaw, MI Hilary Blue wrote: > I must confess that Porky Porkinson, the Parkinson Pig has been waiting on the > sidelines, hoping to hear comforting words like these. He is carrying a lot of > weight at the moment - and is not as supple as he was in his leaner, hungrier > days, and he was worried about possibly being attacked or even pignapped for > his precious cargo. However he is much relieved to hear of the extent of the > security measures, and asks if he can come up this weekend. > Originally Porquetta was going to come too, but as you know she dreams of a > career in Politics, and has decided to make her debut at the PAN Forum. So > she will come up the end of next week, in time for the July 4th festivities. > Please be aware that they are both on very strict diets, being allowed to eat > only copper of the penny variety., and nickel as in 5c, 10c and 25 c..50c and > $1 coins would be okay, but their digestive systems are too small to cope with > the size of the coins. As a light dessert, they may eat paper bills of any > denomination. But please,keep them away from that levolager stuff - or theyu > are liable to make absolute pigs of themselves! > > hilary blue (on behalf of Porky and Porquetta Porkinson, the Parkinson Pigs.) > > P.S. Actually he was only worried about the TUSKan threat. TUSKs are very > dangerous he says. But he thoguht that the boors were successfully defeated > in the BOOR WOOR - or was that the BAR WAR or maybe, the BOER WOER - or the > BOAR WOAR? Porky used to have some distant relatives in South Africa, but he > believes they were lost in one of the great Boerewors Massacres. > > ******************** > > john bjork wrote: > > > > As you know, the Parkinsaw Sanctuary has elaborate security mechanisms to protect > > the residents from a variety of threats......... > > John Bjork > > Parkinsaw, MI > > "An imaginary community of Parkinsonians in Michigan's Upper Peninsula > > > > > Word of the voracious Tuscan boars has reached the Pig Sanctuary in > > > Parkinsaw, where they are preparing for a July 4th Festival..... > > > > > > >The indigenous Tuscan boar was 'improved' after the [second world] war > > > >by the introduction of a heavier species from Hungary. > > > >The cross is so prolific that in certain parts of Tuscany, > > > >farmers strap their guns to the flanks of their tractors, like cowboys, > > > >to be ready to defend their crops against the wandering hoards of wild pigs. > > > > > > > >Matthew Spender > > > > > > > > > > > >janet paterson > > > >52 now / 41 dx / 37 onset > > > >PO Box 171 Almonte Ontario K0A 1A0 Canada > > > >a new voice http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Village/6263/ > > > >[log in to unmask] > > > > > > ---just for fun!........ Camilla <[log in to unmask]> > > > > > > http://www.newcountry.nu/pd/members/camilla/one.htm > > > > > > Laughter-- :-) :-) > > > the best medecine !