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Parkinsaw Replies: SPECIAL NEWS ITEM: Parcel Post Pigs Promised Priority Pass to Press Palms with Porky Porkinson! Not speaking for Camilla, we just prepared this news item, and thought we'd respond. We're confident she would agree that the "Tough Love" policy implemented by Nails Noogan is slowly but surely accomplishing our goal of having well behaved charges ready and standing tall this weekend for the visit by his eminence, the great Porker Himself. (Porquetta herself won't be along until the following week for the Parka-Thon). The Parcel Post Pigs, who remind me of the original Bowery Boys, have been on their very best behavior and based on what we know today, Nails Noogan will give them a three-day pass for the visit tomorrow. Then, one more week of boot camp, and, if they show that they can be trusted in large crowds (where Levolager is sold), then they will be given a second three day pass. It is the thinking up here that they must earn back their rights to the amenities they enjoyed prior to their inexcusable behavior. Look for a complete run-down on the visit by Porky "I never met a coin I didn't like" Porkinson, in Sundays Weekly Chronicles, as he reveals the previously untold secrets of his Pennies for Parkinson's success down in the Washington D.C. area. Lastly, the Fabled Cincy Flying Pigs are noncommittal re Porky getting a flyby ride in the sky on account of his new weight load caused by the unusually large number of coins he's carrying around. They are also undecided whether the Parcel Pigs of CT deserve the flyby treat---especially since they're still doing wing exercises in preparation for the flybys for the Parka-Thon. But, if they behave this weekend, they should be able to get a few rides from the Fabled Flying Pigs the following week-end. The ham bone is in their sty, so to speak. John Bjork The Sanctuary Parkinsaw, MI Carole Hercun wrote: > Camilla, now that the Parcel Posters have been > detoxed, do you think think that they will be able to > get out of boot camp in time for the festivities? They > promise no pignapping. They hold Porky and Porquetta > in such high regard and they were so hoping to "fly" > with the Fliers. > Till ALL Pigs Fly, > Carole > > _________________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com