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Please be advised. Porky Porkinson the Parkinson Pig is flying out of National Airport to arrive in Parkinshaw sometime around noon. He will be on Hog Wash Airlines flight 202 leaving Wahsington at 9.00 am, and due to arrive in Parkinshaw at 11.15 am local time. I trust someone will be there to meet him. Porky is travelling alone for the first time , but the flight attendant promosed to take good care of him. Its kinda early for Porquetta and me to take 0im to the airport, but we have to be at a local healthfare at 10am - we are manning the Parkinson,s table. Its Porquetta's first major appearance in public, so she is kinda nervous, but its good practuce for the FORUM, and by the time she reaches parkinsaw next weekend she will be an old pro. Hilary Blue (for the Porkinsons) Parkinson's Table. SHould bne fun. john bjork wrote: > > Parkinsaw Replies: SPECIAL NEWS ITEM: Parcel Post Pigs Promised > Priority Pass to Press Palms with Porky Porkinson! Not speaking for > Camilla, we just prepared this news item, and thought we'd respond. > We're confident she would agree that the "Tough Love" policy implemented > by Nails Noogan is slowly but surely accomplishing our goal of having > well behaved charges ready and standing tall this weekend for the visit > by his eminence, the great Porker Himself. (Porquetta herself won't be > along until the following week for the Parka-Thon). The Parcel Post > Pigs, who remind me of the original Bowery Boys, have been on their very > best behavior and based on what we know today, Nails Noogan will give > them a three-day pass for the visit tomorrow. Then, one more week of > boot camp, and, if they show that they can be trusted in large crowds > (where Levolager is sold), then they will be given a second three day > pass. It is the thinking up here that they must earn back their rights > to the amenities they enjoyed prior to their inexcusable behavior. Look > for a complete run-down on the visit by Porky "I never met a coin I > didn't like" Porkinson, in Sundays Weekly Chronicles, as he reveals the > previously untold secrets of his Pennies for Parkinson's success down in > the Washington D.C. area. Lastly, the Fabled Cincy Flying Pigs are > noncommittal re Porky getting a flyby ride in the sky on account of his > new weight load caused by the unusually large number of coins he's > carrying around. They are also undecided whether the Parcel Pigs of CT > deserve the flyby treat---especially since they're still doing wing > exercises in preparation for the flybys for the Parka-Thon. But, if > they behave this weekend, they should be able to get a few rides from > the Fabled Flying Pigs the following week-end. The ham bone is in their > sty, so to speak. > > John Bjork > The Sanctuary > Parkinsaw, MI > > Carole Hercun wrote: > > > Camilla, now that the Parcel Posters have been > > detoxed, do you think think that they will be able to > > get out of boot camp in time for the festivities? They > > promise no pignapping. They hold Porky and Porquetta > > in such high regard and they were so hoping to "fly" > > with the Fliers. > > Till ALL Pigs Fly, > > Carole > > > > _________________________________________________________ > > Do You Yahoo!? > > Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com