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Yes, it is a sad state of affairs. No clues re your information currently available, but we're following-up all leads. The Wolverines still on the prowl, but are due back soon. The reference to their furry disguise as a polka band was incidental to nationality or heritage. Oddly, although I grew up listening to Polish Polka bands, of the three working polka bands in Parkinsaw now, none is Polish. Full report should be in tomorrow's Parkinsaw Chronicles. I'll see what I can do about getting you some Levolager beer; I've got the unsettled feeling we're all going to need some before this saga reaches a logical conclusion. Time to get out my old records of The Six Fat Dutchmen.. John Bjork Carole Hercun wrote: > Horrified to see the News Flash from Parkinsaw re: the > assassination attempt on the eminent Mr. Porkinson. > The Parcel Post Pigs are in a panic. Although they > have pledged to the last piggy Marine to protect his > Piginess, they are afraid that there will be > aspersions cast on PPPpigs AND the great state of > Connecticut motivated by the fact that one of their > comrades-in-arms, Damien D.DeVille, is still > reportedly AWOL from boot camp at the Sanctuary. Tell > me John, where there any other eyewitnesses? Was the > disguised pig carrying a six-pack of Levolager and a > stolen tai chi video? Could Pvt.DeVille have sunk so > low as to be associating with a boar/?bore. And was > that reference to "hirsute" polka bands perhaps a > Polish joke? (I happen to be Polish.) > Till ALL Pigs Fly & Semper Fi, > (Dreadfully) Concerned Carole > > P.S. Where can I get some Levolager? These pigs are > driving me to drink. > P.P.S. I pray the Cincy Fliers have all landed safely? > > _________________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com