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Hilary Blue wrote: > > porquetta and i have just come back on line - to discover to our horror and > great consternation what happened today in Parkensaw. Porquetta is very angry > - and a little confused - by whåt actually happened. It turns out she thought å > pitchfork was something you measure the pitch of a note with! so i tried > to explain to her that a pitch fork is a farm implement- and she said she thought pitdh was something sailors used to save a half penny's worth of by not > using it to fix ships with. i changed my sales pitch and told her about > hay, and she remembered some horses she once knew - so she is somewhat > calmed down now. > Sunday am. I had to stop writing at that point as Porquetta was having a bad night. Poor little piggy. ßhe really cares about her brother, and she is really worried about his safety. She kept on having nightmares and i had to sit up and keep her company most of the night, But , round about 4 am , she had a brain wave! She is going to write a letter to her Congressman about it. Having made that decision she turned over and went to sleep, snoring away merrily, and leaving me to try and find out who her congressman is. It seems to me we have a couple of choices in Northern Va. I know we don't fall in Jim Moran's district, so it must be either Ton Davies or Frank Wolf. I'm not sure who would be more sympathetic to this piggy plight. I have heard rumours that Mr Davies's father was a piper! And that Mr Wolf had some family members involved in house demolition!. Anyway, the important thing is Porky. How is he doing?. This is the first time he has been away from home, totally alone, and among strangers - no offense and i know you all care about him - but he really doesn't know you guys, and it must be pretty scary. And then to have an attempt made on his LIFE! It must be one brave pig who can take that in his stride. I wont embarrass him by asking you to give him our love - but just tell him we asked how he is doing, and hope he has recovered from yesterday's incident. THanks Hilary Blue (for porquetta porkinson) > john bjork wrote: > > > > Yes, it is a sad state of affairs. No clues re your information > > currently available, but we're following-up all leads. The Wolverines > > still on the prowl, but are due back soon. The reference to their furry > > disguise as a polka band was incidental to nationality or heritage. > > Oddly, although I grew up listening to Polish Polka bands, of the three > > working polka bands in Parkinsaw now, none is Polish. Full report should > > be in tomorrow's Parkinsaw Chronicles. I'll see what I can do about > > getting you some Levolager beer; I've got the unsettled feeling we're > > all going to need some before this saga reaches a logical conclusion. > > Time to get out my old records of The Six Fat Dutchmen.. > > > > John Bjork > > > > Carole Hercun wrote: > > > > > Horrified to see the News Flash from Parkinsaw re: the > > > assassination attempt on the eminent Mr. Porkinson. > > > The Parcel Post Pigs are in a panic. Although they > > > have pledged to the last piggy Marine to protect his > > > Piginess, they are afraid that there will be > > > aspersions cast on PPP444444444 pigs AND the great state of > pigs AND the great state of > pigs AND the great state of > pigs AND the great state of > 444