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WOWIE, Ken.... what with your new, not-yet-paid-for-farm, plus your acquisition of the entire Empire State, you're going to have an a VERY impressive portfolio. Ya gotta stop letting that fella Vito make ya them eggs for ya on accounta you'll end up with sky-high cholesterol readings, have a heart attack, and croak! Of course THAT could mean Vito HAD done the job he was hired to do, but had taken a circuitous route to get there <grin> HEY YOUSE - if you'd like to round out your investments rather than have all your eggs in one basket (so to speak), I've got a restaurant which prepares fava beans in 1001 different ways to sell ya. <wee smirk> Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: KEn Becker <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Sunday, July 04, 1999 9:29 PM Subject: Re: Non-PD: Re: Pigs & Armpits >Unfortunately, probably due to a bank error, I seem to be overdrawn on my >checking account at this time. Apparently, when I thought I had sent a check >for "The Empire State Building" it came back with "The Empire State" and a >hole in the check surrounded by little bits of rubber after it. I don't >remember erasing "Building", but anyway, they say I bought the whole State of >N.Y. And now I owe them $135, with a whole bunch of zeros after it, which >wrap around the back of the page! The good news, is that I love animals, >because some guy named Vito keeps calling me. He says if I don't make the >check good for that amount, I am going to buy the FARM! >Talk about good LUCK! I guess it's a kind of rebate deal? I wrote to Donald >Trump, since he seems to own most of New York, to thank him for the farm deal >and see if he could let me pay the money in installments, until the Pig & >Armpit deal starts making money. So anyway, your check is in the mail, but >you may want to call the bank before you deposit it........So anyway, Vito >just called on the other line, and I think he is going to make me a nice >omelet for breakfast, we had a bad connection, but it sounded like he is >going to "break some eggs" What a GUY! Probably got the eggs from the farm >I'm gonna buy! Am I lucky or what?