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Unfortunately, probably due to a bank error, I seem to be overdrawn on my checking account at this time. Apparently, when I thought I had sent a check for "The Empire State Building" it came back with "The Empire State" and a hole in the check surrounded by little bits of rubber after it. I don't remember erasing "Building", but anyway, they say I bought the whole State of N.Y. And now I owe them $135, with a whole bunch of zeros after it, which wrap around the back of the page! The good news, is that I love animals, because some guy named Vito keeps calling me. He says if I don't make the check good for that amount, I am going to buy the FARM! Talk about good LUCK! I guess it's a kind of rebate deal? I wrote to Donald Trump, since he seems to own most of New York, to thank him for the farm deal and see if he could let me pay the money in installments, until the Pig & Armpit deal starts making money. So anyway, your check is in the mail, but you may want to call the bank before you deposit it........So anyway, Vito just called on the other line, and I think he is going to make me a nice omelet for breakfast, we had a bad connection, but it sounded like he is going to "break some eggs" What a GUY! Probably got the eggs from the farm I'm gonna buy! Am I lucky or what?