Hi, Ken-I met the nicest man this afternoon at the
opening of our latest "Pigs & Armpits" franchise. A
very charming gentleman with an accent I couldn't
quite place. Said he was from the "old country". The
three large gentleman with him ate quite a bit of
B.B.Q. He saw your name over the cash register under
the DO NOT ACCEPT CHECKS FROM: sign and inquired about
your health. It seems he needs your address to
determine for himself that you are o.k. Says he has a
"little something" for you. Probably a gift or
inheritance. Says he already checked out that Funny
Farm you were thinking of investing in in Connecticut
and you weren't there. (Some of the prisoners at the
maximum security prison also on the property seemed
to recognize him, but it is only because he has a
familiar face.) Anyway, please send address as Mr.Vito
has taken one of the pigs hostage, and as you know, I
am a staunch pig advocate.
Carole in
Connecticut
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