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Barb, I trust your judgement, so I will not copyright "Wiggly Piggly Snakey Wakeys" I will try not to worry about some scoundrel stealing the catchy name and destroying all we have built up. I have decided to let someone else sell the pork rinds. The guy who used to sell cars, including my ill-fated two-toned orange and teal Yugo with the genuine rat-skin interior, to me for such a great price! It seems that was the only vehicle he had ever sold, in three years at Wonderful Walter's Wobbly Wheels. His name is Ralph Ripoff. He claims his family name makes it hard to succeed in car sales. Wonderful Walter thinks that if Ralph would have showed up for work more than one day a month, his sales would have improved, and he never even TRIED to sell some of the new cars that Walter imported from Serbia, with built-in scream muflers, in the event any torturing would take place in the back seats. In any event, Ralph is on probation now and looking for work, so he will be the official pork rind salesman in the USA. I would like to tell you where I can be reached, but I better not.. Ken "Vito's Buddy"