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No problem Carole, I have opened a trust account in the Third National Bank of Second Street....Uh wait, it's the Second National Bank of Third Street, I think...well it's the big brick building across the street from the First Baptist Church of Second Avenue, or was that the Second Methodist Church of First Avenue? Did you EVER try to read inside the trunk of a Yugo? Hey, just ask anyone where the orange and teal Yugo is, and drop the money in one of the rust holes in the roof! I intend to use most of the money to fix up the Yugo, starting with some solid gold wheels, and a stereo with 8 speakers and a pair of subwoofers, a CD changer and a refrigerator. Hey, this is my HOME, why should it be shabby? I also need to get some racing stripes and fifty gallons of Bondo to fill some of these rust holes. I'll be waiting for your visit. Ken "gold wheels" B