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This absolutely has to be the best pun sequence (including the signature comment) I have ever read in the history of the list. Short, but (Hilary)ous. May be enough that no one will ever attempt to top it. > ---------- > From: Hilary Blue[SMTP:[log in to unmask]] > Sent: Friday, July 16, 1999 7:30 AM > Subject: Re: NonPD: KEN "Vito's Former Employee" > > And if Vito were to eat (shudder) that bacon, could we study those pig > cells > (double shudder)...in vito? > > Hilary (that must be my 'wurst' pun ever - groan) > > > > > > Bob Anibal wrote: > > > > Hi Ken!!!!! > > I heard a rumor that the Pigs were coming to the Falls - Niagara Falls > that > > is - and are going to go over it. The question is are they going to fly > over > > it - if so they missed the big Air Show here last week. Or are they > going > > over it in the usual barrel. If they go over in a barrell - would that > be a > > Pork Barrel? If they go over the Canadian Falls and the barrel breaks > up > > then I guess that would result in, and I shudder at the thought, > Canadian > > Bacon. Give Vito my regards > > Bob Anibal >