"Puns? Darwin, this ain't no punning! Ken and the rest of the "List-Gang" are SERIOUS!!! <smirk> Pretty scary thought, huh? <giggle> Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: Hawkins, Darwin <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Saturday, July 17, 1999 8:33 AM Subject: FW: NonPD: KEN "Vito's Former Employee" >This absolutely has to be the best pun sequence (including the signature >comment) I have ever read in the history of the list. >Short, but (Hilary)ous. May be enough that no one will ever attempt to top >it. > >> ---------- >> From: Hilary Blue[SMTP:[log in to unmask]] >> Sent: Friday, July 16, 1999 7:30 AM >> Subject: Re: NonPD: KEN "Vito's Former Employee" >> >> And if Vito were to eat (shudder) that bacon, could we study those pig >> cells >> (double shudder)...in vito? >> >> Hilary (that must be my 'wurst' pun ever - groan) >> >> >> >> >> >> Bob Anibal wrote: >> > >> > Hi Ken!!!!! >> > I heard a rumor that the Pigs were coming to the Falls - Niagara Falls >> that >> > is - and are going to go over it. The question is are they going to fly >> over >> > it - if so they missed the big Air Show here last week. Or are they >> going >> > over it in the usual barrel. If they go over in a barrell - would that >> be a >> > Pork Barrel? If they go over the Canadian Falls and the barrel breaks >> up >> > then I guess that would result in, and I shudder at the thought, >> Canadian >> > Bacon. Give Vito my regards >> > Bob Anibal >>