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Which Hilton was this? Carole H. --- Hans van der Genugten <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > -----Oorspronkelijk bericht----- > Van: Carole Hercun <[log in to unmask]> > Aan: [log in to unmask] > <[log in to unmask]> > Datum: vrijdag 16 juli 1999 0:54 > Onderwerp: Re: non-pd non-gender bending--joke > > > Hi Carole, > > Someone on the list sent me the following > privately........and somehow I > could not resist sending it to the list. > > Hans. > > > Sunbathing > > Carole, a rather well-proportioned professional, > planned to spend almost all > of her vacation sunbathing. Exploring, she found the > ideal spot on the roof > of her hotel. It was deserted and secluded, with a > smooth, raised "deck" > which received the sun all day long. She wore a > bathing suit on the first > day, but on the second, she decided that since no > one could see her way up > there that she would slip out of it and get rid of > the tan lines > on her back. > > She'd been lying there on her stomach for a little > while when she heard > someone running up the stairs towards the roof. > Startled, she didn't have > time to pull on her suit, and since she was lying on > her stomach, she just > pulled a towel over her rear. > > "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little > assistant manager of the hotel, > out of breath from running up the stairs. "The > Hilton doesn't mind you > sunbathing up here, but we would very much > appreciate you wearing a > bathing suit, as you did yesterday" > > "YESTERDAY!" she exclaimed, rather irritated... > "Have you been following me > around? And besides, what difference does it make > ANYWAY since no one > except a nosy assistant manager can see me? I'm on > the top floor and I'm > covered with a towel." > > "Well, that would be true," said the embarrassed > little man. "Except for > the fact that you're lying on the dining room > skylight." > _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com