So sorry they wouldn't let you two kids stay at the
Funny Farm. I would have thought you and your little
lap-top pal, Gina, would have been quite happy there.
Oh, well, we'll keep the lights on for you at The
Mansion. Just like Motel 66. Or is that 666? Mr.Vito &
I & the other Mrs. Vito (his pistol-packing mama) will
expect you promptly at 6pm on Saturday for the
post-nuptial festivities. Don't be late, as we can't
start without you. It wouldn't be any fun. Oh, and
bring Camilla.
(Former Nurse) Carole Ratchett Vito
--- KEn Becker <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Gina, you have always been such a good friend! I
> believe I am safe now! I
> turned myself in to a local mental hospital. I
> walked in dressed in a
> disguise, a well worn chicken costume, painted in
> zebra stripes. It was the
> cheapest thing in the store! I told them I was an
> escapee from Vito's
> basement, and I was hearing voices and seeing flying
> pigs. I pretended to be
> pulling an imaginary wagon with wolverines on it. I
> pointed to the ceiling,
> and showed them the Gandy Dancers that only I can
> see.
> Every few seconds I laughed and whooped and
> hollered, then I sat down and
> cried.
> I asked them when dinner was served, and if they
> could bring me a fresh
> killed skunk and some palmetto bugs with cream
> cheese and a glass of prune
> juice with vinegar.
> I asked for a radio, so I could hear Abraham Lincoln
> speak, as I do every
> night. They had me talk to three psychiatrists and a
> social worker. I told
> them each a different story, and asked if I could be
> handcuffed to the bed,
> and if I could talk to Elvis Presley when he came
> in. After a long meeting,
> they told me that I could not stay, and I was
> obviously faking! I asked them
> if they could loan me a few machine guns and some
> ammo, until I get a job.
> They told me that unless I was willing to take a job
> as managing director, to
> earn my keep, that I would have to leave. SO now I
> am on the way to YOUR
> house!!!! I hope you have an extra
> room...................
> Ken "On the road again......."
> PS, Gina, do you have any weasel food? I LOVE that
> stuff!
>
_________________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com
