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Well Carole, you have the solution for the Pigs &Armpits problem right in front of you, and did not realize it! You said it was "FLOUNDERING" right? Well If you start serving FLOUNDER instead of tofu, you will get the support you seem to be FISHING for! I cannot send money, I have not gotten a paycheck yet, but I could send you a few pizza pies, or some lasagna, maybe even a pot of spaghetti, if it would help. I could send you two dozen 78RPM records of Dean Martin, singing "That's Amore`" I could even pack up a few dozen bottles of Chianti wrapped with straw, and send them by courier, but CASH? No gots! I could use some help from you however! Did you see the movie BYE BYE BIRDIE? Well it has a song in it that just needs some minor revisions to be the title song for "PIGS" The original song is "Kids" as sung by Paul Linde, who used to be on Hollywood squares. Do you know the lyrics to that? "Why can't they be like we were, perfect in ev'ry way, oh, what's the matter with "PIGS" today? " Does that ring a bell? We must get the show ready, before Vito decides to replace it with something from his collection of videos! Some examples: Frank Sinatra on "Your Hit Parade of 1954" , "Murray Farquhar Plays Your Favorite Hit Tunes on his Bagpipes", "The Broadway show ,"Gyspy", stariing Roseanne Barr, and Art Garfunkel with the score played by the NYC thoidy thoid street ALL POLICE WHISTLE BAND!" My personal favorite is "Yoko Ono sings the hits of Herbie Schwartz" Accompanied by the "Ophelia Rass all Tuba and Harp Orchestra." If none of those selections suit you, then please support "PIGS"!!! KEN "Vito's favorite employee"