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Okay, Camilla made a good point, I deserve to have a decent car! Why should I always have weird broken down wrecks? When I passed through Cincinati, sliding down every hill, due to no clutch in the van, and I passed 40 pigs holding their snouts with their wings, to block out the smoke and smell from the exhaust, THAT was the last straw! besides, if I don't want Vito to find me, I should drive a normal car with doors and not a shower curtain on the side, right? Well, I just saw the car of my DREAMS! Look at that puppy! A shiny NEW Plymouth Prowler! The only smell from this car is the smell of NEWNESS! AND, my favorite color too, PURPLE! Hey, it has a RADIO! and a CD player too! The air conditioner spits out cold AIR, not SMOKE! I am ready to wheel and deal! .............................................................................. .............................................................................. .............................................................................. .............................................................................. .............................................................It's MINE! I just made the deal of the century! I traded the VW, got the new Prowler, and NO MONEY DOWN! These people are wonderful, he even took my blank check, and I just had to sign it at the bottom. I can't believe my luck! I got the car with an extended warranty, 90 days or 7 years, whichever comes first, anything that goes wrong, I just pay for parts and labor, the rest is FREE! Mr Goniff, the manager got me a car loan for only 29% interest too! He told me I was the best customer he ever had and they threw in a set of paper floor mats and a plastic keychain with the name of the dealer on it! This is a great place. I see in my new rearview mirror they are setting up a party tent! When they finished the paperwork for me and took my credit cards with the extra slips I signed, they treated me like a king, they really are having a party because I bought a car! I wonder why they didn't invite ME?