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I feel very sorry about the bad advice I gave you, I hate to take down such a great business, as Pig and Armpit, but as you must realize the CDC was always a few steps behind, and if they had inspected the kitchen, it would have been over long ago! I know the slogan 'No one ever died of food poisening at the Pig & Armpit" was catchy, especially in purple and pink flashing neon, but unfortunatly it was not exactly TRUE! Just because the poor souls were dragged outside to die, does not make then any less dead, as you well know! Not to beat a dead pig, but the desserts were not blameless either! Chicken fried Ice cream was not only a slow moving item, but after three or four weeks in an inoperative freezer, it was just TOO smelly to be safe! Now as for what you did to poor Vito, WHY did you tell him Frank Sinatra was DEAD? He almost had a heart attack! I am very lucky that I had realized someone would eventually blow my cover. I faked my own suicide last night, and have taken over a uniform of another worker here at the mansion. I am now in charge of maintenance. NO ONE will mess with me now! There is no better repellant than a gas mask and a dripping toilet plunger, my constant companions now! AS for the silly show, Vito can HAVE the thing, and take it wherever he wants! When he tries to return, he will learn that his keys no longer fit the locks in this place! NEVER NEVER mess with a disgruntled maintenance worker! Ever seen a toilet flush UPWARDS? Well, Vito will! You'll have to excuse me, now I need to make some adjustments to the wiring in this place, he complained that the porch lights do not light up bright enough......when I finish, VITO will be lit up brightly, like fireworks! ...TO BE CONTINUED!!!!