I prefer, "Ken was walking through Cincinnati..."
Carole H.
--- KEn Becker <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> I have got the product of the year! I would like to
> sell a video tape,
> starring Ivan Suzman, instructing list users on how
> to write a program that
> would filter out certain words, such as "grey",
> "pigs", "cars" and "humor"
> If any of these words are used, the program would
> convert them to a harmless
> substitute such as "weasel-poop" !
> All profits from this tape could be split equally
> between funding Parkinson's
> research and bringing those who try to bring laughs
> to the list to an
> isolated island near Antartica, where they will be
> forced to listen to Cher
> singing "Believe" five hundred times, accompanied by
> all the residents of
> Texas playing kazoos, and slide whistles. An example
> of how the program would
> work follows: "Carole was walking through
> Cincinatti, and saw 100 flying
> weasel-poops, and got into her weasel-poop and saw a
> painting with a
> weasel-poop border in a store window. This made her
> hungry, so she made a
> real weasel- poop of herself in a restaurant. She
> was asked to leave, and
> got back into her weasel- poop, and drove away."
> Do we have a programmer
> who can write that program? I will be waiting
> until weasel-poops fly
> Ken "W-P"
>
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