Well, you can mail all the Pbugs to The Mansion that
you want. I won't be there. Am leaving Mr.Vito for one
particularly randy Gandy Dancer who stopped by early
for the festivities. Going back to my work at the
Funny Farm, and as a full-time pig advocate.
(The Former)Mrs.Carole Ratchett
Vito P.S. John Bjork, where are you?
--- Camilla Flintermann <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Dear Ken, I noted the following statement in the
> latest letter from Mrs.Vito:
>
> I'm a Northerner, so I don't think we
> >have those in The Mansion. In Connecticut we don't
> >have P.bugs, only cockroaches
>
> It sounds as if she is really jealous of your good
> fortune with the
> Palmetto bugs, and feeling quite deprived. Do you
> think you might care to
> ship her a few so they could take care of her
> cockroach problem, and "be
> fruitful and multiply" in their accustomed fashion?
> They seem to have
> survived well in the Northern climate so far in
> Parkinsaw, and surely CT is
> no colder than that! It occurs to me that a growing
> Palmetto bug
> population in the Mansion might be to your
> advantage--they would be so busy
> keeping out of the way of the "critters" that they'd
> stop harrassing you
> about that "check in the mail".
>
> Also, I wonder if she truly comprehands the nature
> and mission of the
> T.,D.,C.,R,Gandy Dancers?
> Their visit en mass to the Mansion would be rather
> disturbing to the
> FAMILY, in view of the fact that they are "Law and
> Order Guys", and also
> hate Nancy Sinatra's and Cher's recordings! Does
> Nurse C.R.V. really know
> what she's getting into? Should we tune in for the
> next thrilling
> installment? When will John Bjork return to save us
> from this madness??????
>
> Yours till ALL pigs fly-- (courtesy of Hans)
>
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> > @_/ / 66\_
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>
>
> ---just for fun!........ Camilla
> <[log in to unmask]>
>
>
> http://www.newcountry.nu/pd/members/camilla/one.htm
>
> Laughter-- :-) :-)
> the best medecine !
>
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