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I, too, enjoyed the chickens. They are my favorites, next to those poor, deleted pigs. Carole H. --- Janice Morgan <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > hi Gordon, > Thank you for the funnies for the day. I am > glad I took time to read > them, I had a smile on my face. I do not read about > the pigs and other > stuff, just delete them, but your chicken got my > attention and I am glad it > did thanks again. Janice > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Fercho, Gordon <[log in to unmask]> > To: <[log in to unmask]> > Sent: Friday, July 23, 1999 4:33 PM > Subject: Non-PD: Funnies for the day! > > > > Here are the funnies for the day: Gordon > > New Email address is: [log in to unmask] > > > > > Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? > > > > > > Pat Buchanan: > > > To steal a job from a decent, hardworking > American. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Louis Farrakhan: > > > The road, you will see, represents the black > man. The chicken crossed > the > > > "black man" in order to trample him and keep him > down. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Colonel Sanders: > > > I missed one? > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > L.A. Police Department: > > > Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll > find out. > > > -------------------------------------------- > > > Richard M. Nixon: > > > The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, > the chicken did not cross > > > the > > > road. I don't know any chickens. I have never > known any chickens. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Dr. Seuss: > > > Did the chicken cross the road? > > > Did he cross it with a toad? > > > Yes! The chicken crossed the road, > > > but why it crossed, > > > I've not been told! > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Ernest Hemingway: > > > To die. In the rain. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Martin Luther King, Jr.: > > > I envision a world where all chickens will be > free to cross roads > without > > > having their motives called into question. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Grandpa: > > > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed > the road. Someone told > > > us > > > that the chicken crossed the road, and that was > good enough for us. > > > ---------------------------- > > > Aristotle: > > > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Karl Marx: > > > It was an historical inevitability. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Saddam Hussein: > > > This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we > were quite justified in > > > dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Ronald Reagan: > > > What chicken? > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Captain James T. Kirk: > > > To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Fox Mulder: > > > You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. > How many more chickens > have > > > to > > > cross before you believe it? > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Machiavelli: > > > The point is that the chicken crossed the road. > Who cares why? The end > of > > > crossing the road justifies whatever motive > there was. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Freud: > > > The fact that you are at all concerned that the > chicken crossed the road > > > reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Bill Gates: > > > I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will > not only cross roads, > but > > > > > > will lay eggs, file your important documents, > and balance your check > > > book-and > > > Explorer is an inextricable part of the > operating system. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Einstein: > > > Did the chicken really cross the road or did the > road move beneath the > > > chicken? > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > Bill Clinton: > > > I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What > do you mean by Chicken? > > > Could you define chicken please? It depends on > what the definition of > > > Chicken is! > > > > > > _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com