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Dear BBA: When dealing with a bunch of women with raging hormones, I don't know if its safe to be sooooooo sexist. Carole H. --- "B. BRUCE ANDERSON" <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > I normally don't like Blonde jokes, because they are > sooooooo sexist, but this one may be worthy. > Maybe we can pretend it's a blonde MAN..... > > A young woman went to her doctor complaining of > pain. "Where are you > hurting?" asked the doctor. > > "You have to help me, I hurt all over",said > the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the > doctor, "be a > little more specific." > > The woman touched her right knee with her index > finger and yelled, > "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek > and again yelled, "Ouch! > That hurts, too." Then she touched her right > earlobe, "Ow, even THAT > hurts", she cried. > > The doctor looked at her thoughtfully for a moment > and asked, "Are you a natural blonde?" "Why, yes," > she said. > "I thought so," said the doctor, "You have a broken > finger." > > _____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Free instant messaging and more at http://messenger.yahoo.com