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Glad to hear the pigs are doing well, and also doing good! The idea of
sending palmetto bugs to anyone we have "special feelings" for is superb!
Actually, whether they are angry, or happy, Palmetto bugs are the gift that
keeps giving.  Put a pair in your basement, and before you know it you can
have them scurrying all through the house.  They are smart, too, they know
how to eat garbage and live for weeks on a few food drips under your sink.
They can be taught to sing like Cher, and dance like Al Gore. They can save
you money too, just let them run around your kitchen awhile and all the
people who used to stay for dinner, will decide to eat out!  There should
probably be a National Palmetto Bug week!  I have to go now I think I saw one
trying to eat my piano....Always remember, finding a palmetto bug in your
food, is better than finding HALF of one in your food! They are wonderful
creatures..Me, I prefer
my exterminator and a size twelve shoe, but the bugs are growing on
me........maybe I should go take a shower?
Ken "bug lover"