hi Gordon, Thank you for the funnies for the day. I am glad I took time to read them, I had a smile on my face. I do not read about the pigs and other stuff, just delete them, but your chicken got my attention and I am glad it did thanks again. Janice ----- Original Message ----- From: Fercho, Gordon <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Friday, July 23, 1999 4:33 PM Subject: Non-PD: Funnies for the day! > Here are the funnies for the day: Gordon > New Email address is: [log in to unmask] > > > Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? > > > > Pat Buchanan: > > To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. > > --------------------------------------------- > > Louis Farrakhan: > > The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the > > "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. > > --------------------------------------------- > > Colonel Sanders: > > I missed one? > > --------------------------------------------- > > L.A. Police Department: > > Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out. > > -------------------------------------------- > > Richard M. Nixon: > > The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross > > the > > road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens. > > --------------------------------------------- > > Dr. Seuss: > > Did the chicken cross the road? > > Did he cross it with a toad? > > Yes! The chicken crossed the road, > > but why it crossed, > > I've not been told! > > --------------------------------------------- > > Ernest Hemingway: > > To die. In the rain. > > --------------------------------------------- > > Martin Luther King, Jr.: > > I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without > > having their motives called into question. > > --------------------------------------------- > > Grandpa: > > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told > > us > > that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. > > ---------------------------- > > Aristotle: > > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. > > --------------------------------------------- > > Karl Marx: > > It was an historical inevitability. > > --------------------------------------------- > > Saddam Hussein: > > This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in > > dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. > > --------------------------------------------- > > Ronald Reagan: > > What chicken? > > --------------------------------------------- > > Captain James T. Kirk: > > To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. > > --------------------------------------------- > > Fox Mulder: > > You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have > > to > > cross before you believe it? > > --------------------------------------------- > > Machiavelli: > > The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of > > crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. > > --------------------------------------------- > > Freud: > > The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road > > reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. > > --------------------------------------------- > > Bill Gates: > > I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but > > > > will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check > > book-and > > Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system. > > --------------------------------------------- > > Einstein: > > Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the > > chicken? > > --------------------------------------------- > > Bill Clinton: > > I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by Chicken? > > Could you define chicken please? It depends on what the definition of > > Chicken is! > > >