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OKAY, no problem, I will not mention ...........Guido and Tito's brother, .........to you, anymore. The Gandy Dancers are not only talented railroad workers, oh NO! They almost ALL have other talents! Many of them wrote songs, some raised pigs, some were famous.........UH....LOBSTERS! They invented Chropractic! When Looie the LOBSTER came to NYC, (he lived on twenny secun street, and secun Avenue) he could only bend his knees one way. When Gross Gus Gandy "adjusted" his knees, he was able to swivel them around 360 degrees. Oh, it was a little painful for a few years, but it also reminded him to pay his bills EARLY! Amazing, huh? One of them played Gopher on a well know TV show, and is now a mayor or governor somewhere. One was Vice President of the USA! Yes, Dan Gandy, he was not the best speller, so he spelled name Q-U-A-Y-L-E, but he was no DUMMEI! (He used to buy Don McKinley's worn out keyboards!) AND, if you should go to India, just ask anyone where's Gandy? They don't know where Waldo is, but they know Gandy, trust me! And who do you think the Governor of Minnesota is? Jesse "The Gandy" Ventura! Yes, he used to be a proffesional Gandy Dancer! Carole, you should KNOW these things! Ken "Gandy Dancer Historian"