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I like "weasel poop". It has a certain air about it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lanny D. Weddel [log in to unmask] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ----- Original Message ----- From: Carole Hercun <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Thursday, July 22, 1999 6:06 AM Subject: Re: NON-PD/GREY BACKGROUND > I prefer, "Ken was walking through Cincinnati..." > Carole H. > > > --- KEn Becker <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > > I have got the product of the year! I would like to > > sell a video tape, > > starring Ivan Suzman, instructing list users on how > > to write a program that > > would filter out certain words, such as "grey", > > "pigs", "cars" and "humor" > > If any of these words are used, the program would > > convert them to a harmless > > substitute such as "weasel-poop" ! > > All profits from this tape could be split equally > > between funding Parkinson's > > research and bringing those who try to bring laughs > > to the list to an > > isolated island near Antartica, where they will be > > forced to listen to Cher > > singing "Believe" five hundred times, accompanied by > > all the residents of > > Texas playing kazoos, and slide whistles. An example > > of how the program would > > work follows: "Carole was walking through > > Cincinatti, and saw 100 flying > > weasel-poops, and got into her weasel-poop and saw a > > painting with a > > weasel-poop border in a store window. This made her > > hungry, so she made a > > real weasel- poop of herself in a restaurant. She > > was asked to leave, and > > got back into her weasel- poop, and drove away." > > Do we have a programmer > > who can write that program? I will be waiting > > until weasel-poops fly > > Ken "W-P" > > > > > _________________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com >