I normally don't like Blonde jokes, because they are sooooooo
sexist, but this one may be worthy.
Maybe we can pretend it's a blonde MAN.....
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where
are you
hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over",said
the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a
little more
specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and
yelled,
"Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and
again yelled, "Ouch!
That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe,
"Ow, even THAT
hurts", she cried.
The doctor looked at her thoughtfully for a
moment
and asked, "Are you a natural blonde?" "Why, yes," she
said.
"I thought so," said the doctor, "You have a broken
finger."
